Thursday, February 11, 2010

Update Status Facebook Lewat Tri

RAHMAT berprofesi sebagai
penjual mie ayam. Setiap hari
banyak orang datang
membeli mie ayamnya yang
memang terkenal cukup
enak. Padahal dia tergolong
baru berjualan, baru sekira 1
minggu.
Melihat fenomena ini, Nisa,
salah satu pelanggan Mie
Ayam Rahmat, sangat
penasaran dengan sukses
yang dialami oleh Pak
Rahmat. Nisa pun mencoba
mencari tahu hal tersebut.
"Pak, mie ayamnya satu
dong," ujar Nisa.
"Antri dulu ya, mba. Saya
masih ada tiga pelanggan
lagi," jawab Rahmat.
Nisa terlihat kesal. Pasalnya,
dia harus menunggu lama
untuk dilayani. Setelah
hampir 15 menit menunggu,
Nisa pun mendapatkan
semangkuk mie ayam di
tangannya.
"Ramai banget sih, pak.
Padahal kan bapak baru
seminggu dagang di sini ya,"
tanya Nisa memulai
interogasinya.
"Iya, neng. Ini gara-gara
Facebook," jawab Pak
Rahmat.
"Wah, bapak punya Facebook
juga ya?" ujar Nisa seraya
terkejut dan mata
terbelalak.
"Punya dong, neng. Tiap hari
saya promosi lewat
Facebook. Twitter juga loh,"
jelas Pak Rahmat.
"Mie Ayam Pak Rahmat, Beli
satu gratis baso dua biji. Beli
dua gratis pangsit basah dan
baso, beli tiga gratis satu
mangkok mie ayam. Silakan
datang dan rasakan
bedanya," Pak Rahmat
membacakan status terbaru
di akun Facebook dan
Twitternya.
Kali ini Nisa tersedak karena
terkejut untuk kedua kalinya
"Hah? Bapak punya Twitter
juga? Boleh saya lihat
akunnya, Pak?"
"Wah, harus pake komputer,
Neng. Hape saya kan cuma
kayak gini," kata Pak Rahmat
seraya menunjukkan
ponselnya yang berbentuk
candy bar dan tidak
berwarna pula.
"Loh, kalo hape bapak kayak
gitu, gimana update
statusnya?" tanya Nisa
penasaran.
"Saya tulis lewat SMS, Neng.
Trus saya kirim ke Tri,"
jawab Pak Rahmat.
"Oh, pake kartu operator 3.
Hebat juga," duga Nisa.
"Bukan, Neng. Tri itu
panggilan sayang buat pacar
saya. Namanya Hasna Tri
Astuti. Dia kerjaannya jagain
warnet 24 jam. Jadi kalo saya
mau update status, tinggal
kirim SMS ke dia, nanti dia
yang gantiin status saya.
Sebagai bayarannya, saya
kasih mie ayam gratis setiap
ketemuan seminggu sekali.
Murah banget, kan?" jelas
Pak Rahmat.
Nisa yang mendengarnya
hanya melongo, bengong,
merasa menjadi orang paling
bodoh sedunia. Dibodohi oleh
seorang tukang mie ayam
dan penjaga warnet 24 jam
bernama Tri.
"GUBRAAAAKKKKK!!!!!"

~¤ Fareed Read ¤~

Senandung Lagu Cinta By Ada Band

Senandung lagu cinta tercipta
untukmu
Yang getarkan jiwa ini
lumpuhkan jantungku
Kecantikan sempurna yang
tak terlukiskan
Bahagiakan diri ini saat
bersamamu
Meskipun kusadari tak
mungkin memelukmu
Waktu kau isyaratkan bahwa
dirimu tlah bersamanya
Chorus:
Tatap matamu tuk yang
terakhir
siksa bathinkun yang
mencintaimu
Kupasrahkan pada
ilahi...relakanmu untuknya...
Jurang yang dalam pisahkan
kita
Yang tak mungkin untuk
dilalui
Biarlah lagu cinta ini
terdengar dalam kalbu
Lekuk tubuh anggunmu
bagaikan sang dewi
Di dalam sanubariku terukir
wajahmu
Meskipun kusadari tak
mungkin memelukmu
Waktu kau isyaratkan bahwa
dirimu tlah bersamanya
Chorus

~¤ Fareed Read ¤~

Bilangan Dalam Bahasa Jepang

0 = zero
1 = ichi
2 = ni
3 = san
4 = shi / yon
5 = go
6 = roku
7 = nana / sichi
8 = hachi
9 = kyuu / ku
10 = juu
11 = juuichi
12 = juuni
20 = nijuu
21 = nijuuichi
22 = nijuuni
23 = nijuusan
30 = sanjuu
31 = sanjuuichi
32 = sanjuuni
40 = yonjuu
41 = yonjuuichi
42 = yonjuuni
50 = gojuu
51 = gojuuichi
52 = gojuuni
60 = rokujuu
61 = rokujuuichi
70 = nanajuu
71 = nanajuuichi
80 = hachijuu
81 = hachijuuichi
90 = kyuujuu
91 = kyuujuuichi
100 = hyaku
150 = hyakugojuu
200 = nihyaku
300 = sanbyaku
1000 = sen
1500 = sengohyaku
2000 = nisen
10,000 = ichiman
100,000 = juuman
1,000,000 = hyakuman
10,000,000 = senman
100,000,000 = ichioku

~¤ Fareed Read ¤~

Kalau Hewan Bikin status Facebook

Facebook telah menjalar ke
seluruh bagian masyarakat,
tidak hanya kalangan muda
tapi juga orang tua. Bahkan
ada beberapa akun yang
diciptakan oleh orang untuk
binatang piaraannya.
Jika seandainya hewan-hewan
itu benar-benar memiliki
akun Facebook, apa saja
status yang akan diposting
mereka?
Kecoa : Maaannn, untung
tadi gw kagak ke injek ama
tu orang.
Anjing pudel : Duh, nunggu
mo ke salon neehhh...
Nyamuk : Untung gw gak
kena HIV!!
Sapi : Gila gw abis diraba-
raba ma majikan gw!!
Kucing : Anak gw yang ke-7
nanya, sapa bapaknya,
gawath gw lupaaa!!!
Ayam : Woy kalo besok gw
blom berkokok yah berarti
gw belom bangun yah!!
Buaya : Ngajak ribut banget
c thu orang, udah tau gw
cowok, masih ajah dipanggil
bu!
Semut : Capeeeknya abis
latian paskibra!!!
Cumi2 : Abis isi ulang tinta
nich.
Babi: Gw difitnah nyebarin
flu. Sialan!!
Kambing : Bentar lagi Idul
Adha. Ya tuhan, selamatkan
aku
Cicak : yang mpunya rumah
baru beli raket elektrik ..
hwehe .. gwe pesta nyamuk
panggang gratis nih ..
mangstabh
Nyamuk : abis ngider di
rumah para rastaman ...
ktularan giting nih ... wuyow
Cacing kremi : buset ....
ternyata gw bersarang di
orang maho, cilaka!!


~¤ Fareed Read ¤~

Selamat Idul Fitri ala Hacker

Seorang hacker mengirimkan
ucapan selamat Idul Fitri. Ucapannya
cukup unik, tulus dan khas
Hacker.
Dear Sahabat,
Setelah sebulan berpuasa
Ramadhan kita scanning virus
dan spyware di storage dan
di system kita.
Kini di hari yang Fitri ini
saatnya kita untuk Open
Proxy pintu maaf di hati kita
dengan tulus. Jangan ada lagi
Remote Exploite, SQL
Injection, DoS, Flooding,
Spoofing ataupun Cracking
apalagi Packet Sniffing. Mari
kita Filter dengan Squid atau
Mikrotik Firewall dalam
setiap ucapan atau
perbuatan kita diwaktu yang
akan datang sehingga
bandwith kita benar - benar
bersih tanpa sampah atau
Spam. Mari tingkatkan rasa
persaudaraan dan
kekeluargaan kita dengan
Sinyal Wifi kuat, koneksi
cepat, dan bandwith yang
MANTAP...
Minal Aidzin Walfa'idzin
Mohon maaf lahir dan
bathin...

~¤ Fareed Read ¤~

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

100 Fungsi Shortcut Keyboard

100 fungsi shortcut keyboard
-CTRL+C (Copy)
-CTRL+X (Cut)
-CTRL+V (Paste)
-CTRL+Z (Undo)
-DELETE (Delete)
-SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the
selected item permanently
without placing
the item in the Recycle Bin)
-CTRL while dragging an item
(Copy the selected item)
-CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an
item (Create a shortcut to the
selected item)
-F2 key (Rename the selected
item)
-CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move
the insertion point to the
beginning of the next word)
-CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the
insertion point to the
beginning of the
previous word)
-CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move
the insertion point to the
beginning of the
next paragraph)
-CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the
insertion point to the
beginning of the
previous paragraph)
-TRL+SHIFT with any of the
arrow keys (Highlight a block
of text)
-***SHIFT with any of the arrow
keys (Select more than one
item in a
window or on the desktop, or
select text in a document)
-CTRL+A (Select all)
-F3 key (Search for a file or a
folder)
-****ALT+ENTER (View the
properties for the selected
item)
-ALT+F4 (Close the active item,
or quit the active program)
-ALT+ENTER (Display the
properties of the selected
object)
-ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the
shortcut menu for the active
window)
-CTRL+F4 (Close the active
document in programs that
enable you to
have multiple documents open
simultaneously)
-****ALT+TAB (Switch between
the open items)
-ALT+ESC (Cycle through items
in the order that they had
been opened)
-F6 key (Cycle through the
screen elements in a window
or on the desktop)
-F4 key (Display the Address
bar list in My Computer or
Windows Explorer)
-SHIFT+F10 (Display the
shortcut menu for the
selected item)
-ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the
System menu for the active
window)
-CTRL+ESC (Display the Start
menu)
-ALT+Underlined letter in a
menu name (Display the
corresponding menu)
Underlined letter in a
command name on an open
menu (Perform the
corresponding command)
-F10 key (Activate the menu
bar in the active program)
-RIGHT ARROW (Open the next
menu to the right, or open a
submenu)
-LEFT ARROW (Open the next
menu to the left, or close a
submenu)
-F5 key (Update the active
window)
-BACKSPACE (View the folder
one level up in My Computer
or Windows Explorer)
-ESC (Cancel the current task)
-SHIFT when you insert a CD-
-ROM into the CD-ROM drive
(Prevent the
-CD-ROM from automatically
playing)
Dialog Box Keyboard
Shortcuts
-CTRL+TAB (Move forward
through the tabs)
-CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move
backward through the tabs)
-TAB (Move forward through
the options)
-SHIFT+TAB (Move backward
through the options)
-ALT+Underlined letter
(Perform the corresponding
command or select
the corresponding option)
-ENTER (Perform the command
for the active option or
button)
-SPACEBAR (Select or clear the
check box if the active option
is a check box)
Arrow keys (Select a button if
the active option is a group of
option buttons)
-F1 key (Display Help)
-F4 key (Display the items in
the active list)
-BACKSPACE (Open a folder
one level up if a folder is
selected in the
Save As or Open dialog box)
m*cro$oft Natural Keyboard
Shortcuts
-Windows Logo (Display or hide
the Start menu)
-Windows Logo+BREAK
(Display the System Properties
dialog box)
-********Windows Logo+D
(Display the desktop)
-*******Windows Logo+M
(Minimize all of the windows)
-*******Windows Logo+SHIFT+M
(Restore the minimized
windows)
-********Windows Logo+E
(Open My Computer)
-*******Windows Logo+F
(Search for a file or a folder)
-CTRL+Windows Logo+F
(Search for computers)
Windows Logo+F1 (Display
Windows Help)
-Windows Logo+ L (Lock the
keyboard)
-Windows Logo+R (Open the
Run dialog box)
-Windows Logo+U (Open Utility
Manager)
-Accessibility Keyboard
Shortcuts
-Right SHIFT for eight seconds
(Switch FilterKeys either on or
off)
-Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT
-SCREEN (Switch High Contrast
either on or off)
-Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM
-LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys
either on or off)
-SHIFT five times (Switch the
StickyKeys either on or off)
-NUM LOCK for five seconds
(Switch the ToggleKeys either
on or off)
-Windows Logo +U (Open
Utility Manager)
-Windows Explorer Keyboard
Shortcuts
-END (Display the bottom of
the active window)
-HOME (Display the top of the
active window)
-NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*)
(Display all of the subfolders
that are
under the selected folder)
-NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+)
(Display the contents of the
selected folder)
-NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-)
(Collapse the selected folder)
-LEFT ARROW (Collapse the
current selection if it is
expanded, or
select the parent folder)
-RIGHT ARROW (Display the
current selection if it is
collapsed, or
select the first subfolder)
Shortcut Keys for Character
Map
After you double-click a
character on the grid of
characters, you can
move through the grid by
using the keyboard shortcuts:
-RIGHT ARROW (Move to the
right or to the beginning of
the next line)
-LEFT ARROW (Move to the left
or to the end of the previous
line)
-UP ARROW (Move up one row)
-DOWN ARROW (Move down
one row)
-PAGE UP (Move up one screen
at a time)
-PAGE DOWN (Move down one
screen at a time)
-HOME (Move to the beginning
of the line)
-END (Move to the end of the
line)
-CTRL+HOME (Move to the first
character)
-CTRL+END (Move to the last
character)
-SPACEBAR (Switch between
Enlarged and Normal mode
when a character is selected)
m*cro$oft Management
Console (MMC) Main Window
Keyboard Shortcuts
-CTRL+O (Open a saved
console)
-CTRL+N (Open a new console)
-CTRL+S (Save the open
console)
-CTRL+M (Add or remove a
console item)
-CTRL+W (Open a new window)
F5 key (Update the content of
all console windows)
-ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the
MMC window menu)
-ALT+F4 (Close the console)
-ALT+A (Display the Action
menu)
-ALT+V (Display the View
menu)
-ALT+F (Display the File menu)
-LT+O (Display the Favorites
menu)
MMC Console Window
Keyboard Shortcuts
-CTRL+P (Print the current
page or active pane)
-ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display
the window menu for the
active console window)
-SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action
shortcut menu for the
selected item)
-1 key (Open the Help topic, if
any, for the selected item)
-F5 key (Update the content of
all console windows)
-CTRL+F10 (Maximize the
active console window)
-CTRL+F5 (Restore the active
console window)
-ALT+ENTER (Display the
Properties dialog box, if any,
for the selected item)
F2 key (Rename the selected
item)
-CTRL+F4 (Close the active
console window. When a
console has only one
console window, this shortcut
closes the console)
Remote Desktop Connection
Navigation
-CTRL+ALT+END (Open the
m*cro$oft Windows NT
Security dialog box)
-ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between
programs from left to right)
-ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch
between programs from right
to left)
-ALT+INSERT (Cycle through
the programs in most recently
used order)
-ALT+HOME (Display the Start
menu)
-CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the
client computer between a
window and a full screen)
-ALT+DELETE (Display the
Windows menu)
-CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-)
(Place a snapshot of the active
window in the
client on the Terminal server
clipboard and provide the
same
functionality as pressing PRINT
SCREEN on a local computer.)
-CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place
a snapshot of the entire client
window
area on the Terminal server
clipboard and provide the
same
functionality as pressing ALT
+PRINT SCREEN on a local
computer.)
m*cro$oft Internet Explorer
Navigation
-CTRL+B (Open the Organize
Favorites dialog box)
-CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
-CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
-CTRL+H (Open the History
bar)
-CTRL+I (Open the Favorites
bar)
-CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog
box)
-CTRL+N (Start another
instance of the browser with
the same Web address)
-CTRL+O (Open the Open
dialog box, the same as CTRL
+L)
-CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog
box)
-CTRL+W (Close the current
window)
-CTRL+R (Update the current
Web pag
Aku merasakan sesuatu yg sebelumnya belum pernah aku rasakan.
Ini adalah pengalaman pertamaku, jantung berdetak kencang, kata hampir tak dapat diucapkan dan hilanglah kesempatan pertamaku tapi suatu saat nanti akan kucoba lagi dengan membawa sebuah pengalaman hari ini.
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